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Who are your most famous classmates?

Fame is not a simple thing to measure objectively, but the internet does provide a tool which is objective and quantitative, albeit imprecise. One must understand that the scores do not measure fame among the general population in America, but only fame among internet users, who are not representative of the whole group, and who are spread across the world.

There are some surprises here, at least to me. I thought Mike Critelli would be an easy winner, but Don Zientara is a true rock-'n'-roll legend!

 
Name # hits google # hits altavista Description

Listed At

Don Zientara 7,990 47,200 Founder, Inner Ear Studios
Michael Critelli, J.D 11,100  (as Michael and Mike) 30,600 Former CEO, Pitney-Bowes Wikipedia
Greg Wroblewski 8,240 (as Uncle Scoopy) 36,900 Ne'er-do-well IMDb
Dr. William Cala 1,260 3,210 Educator, Lecturer, School Superintendent
Dan Oberst 449 919 Co-Developer of BITNET, Internet Pioneer
Jim MacPherson 168 2,110 CEO, America's Blood Centers
Dr. David Holowka 1,680 1,230 Research Scientist
Kathy McAniff 329  (as Katharine Oliver) 282 Asst. Superintendent, Maryland Board of Ed
Patricia Leahy 570 (as Patricia Chase) 605 University Dean
Dr. Roman Jesien 361 664 Environmental Scientist, former Professor
Dr. Paul Critelli 231 399 Psychologist, Illusionist, Skeptical Inquirer
Elaine Heveron 360 343 Author, Poet
Richard Shewman 114 (31 as Richard D Shewman, 83 as Richard Shewman) 55 Theologian
Dr. Ron Nyhan 82 58 College Professor, Consultant, former CEO

Click on their names to see their bio pages. Click on the orange numbers to see the results of the related Google Search.

How do these numbers compare to REAL fame? By the Schulman Method, Don and Mike are D-list celebrities. The A-list requires three million hits, the B-list five hundred thousand. High "Bs" like Roger Ebert and Star Trek's William Shatner each get about one and a half million hits. Low "As" like Paul McCartney and Fidel Castro get about 3 million. Hollywood superhunks Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise get 4.5 and 8.8 million respectively. Jesus Christ gets ten million, but the international champions like Britney Spears and Oprah get in the range of 25 million!

Who are your most educated classmates?

In addition to the ones identified above (Cala, the two Critellis, Holowka, Jesien and Nyhan), here are other classmates with advanced degrees (Ed.D, Ph.D, M.D, D.D.S, or J.D):

Maureen Pilato Lamb, Tom Bailey, Suzanne Butler McMasters, Don Marshall, Bill Morrison, Joe Casciani, Tom Rood, Norb Szymula, Gene Zito, Felice Cerquone Archuleta, Gerry Cellura, and the late Gail Infande. There may be many more with doctoral degrees. We don't know, for example, what happened to Barbara Parks, Richard Pero, and Honora Hickey, three of our resident geniuses. As I recall (perhaps inaccurately), Jim MacPherson was very close to finishing off his PhD when they made him CEO and he no longer had time for intense academic matters.

Have I missed anyone from either list? If so, accept apologies and let me know so I can correct it.